ehetetlen

• the food was inedible muck

• strike me pink

• beyond possibility, cockeyed, impossible, it cannot be, out of the question, outrageous, preposterous, unearthly

• dud, helpless, impotent, incapable, inert, powerless, shiftless, wimpy

• impregnable

• undiscernible, undistinguishable

• helplessly

• helplessness, impotence, inability, inability to do sg, incapacity, inertia, inertness, paralysis, powerlessness

• that beats the Dutch!

• beyond recovery, beyond retrieval, irreparable, past retrieval, unredeemable

• self-helpless

• inertial

• wash-out

• stand around like a spare prick at a wedding, stand around like a spare prick at an orgy

• insensible, undetectable

• bum, it's no use, no good, of no utility, played out, unavailable

• dud, fish, fuckup, lame duck, lunk, lunkhead, twit

• to bowl over

• inert patient

• sheer impossibility

• physical impossibility